Friday, October 30, 2015

When I'm a ghost

When I am a ghost, I will be a hitchhiking ghost. I'll catch rides from people and then I'll kill them. It just looks like so much fun to kill them. I mean c'mon, the cops will be looking for a person to blame when it was a ghost all along. We've all seen the TV shows and movies where ghosts kill people. Why would you NOT want to do that?? Someday I hope to be in an alternate universe as a ghost and in that universe, I want Sam and Dean Winchester to be there so I can be killed by them. It would be an honor. :')

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Home is where the heart is

Home. What do we consider home? A beautiful house full of precious valuables? Or do you consider home a small place with memories lining the walls? For me, home is here in Washburn at my farm. It is beautiful all the time and I am never bored by my home. I have so many good memories here with the people I love. I love my school and my friends but not just that. Over the year that my family has lived here, we've seen and done so many amazing things. We finally had our housewarming party earlier this year in June and we took count of the campers that stayed for the night. There were 300 people at our house. I had 8 kids in my bedroom that night. It is the best memory I have from the farm. Also a couple of months ago we had a party for the meteor shower. It was beautiful and there are so many stars where I live. That's my favorite part about the farm. When I was younger I wanted to be an astronomer but I gave up that dream because I could never see the stars in Peoria. One of my favorite things is going outside in the morning for the bus and seeing the sun rising with the moon still in the sky. It is total utopia for me. to me, the farm is home with all of its strange and beautiful things. I learn something new about it every day. It is home. It will always be home to me.

Friday, October 2, 2015

Horror High, Home of the Devilles

The coolest girl in school walks by once again, acting like she owns the place. Stupid Deville. She may be the principal's daughter but there's no need for this crap. She's been terrorizing me and my crew for years now. I moved here my freshman year and she has never paused the teasing and poking. Once she even tried to fill our lockers with whipped cream so when we opened it, it spilled out on us. She loves dogs though. That is one thing that I don't think she will ever give up. She loves them in a really twisted way though. She wants their fur. She walks around school with these giant fur coats "and they're all real I'll have you know". She will never stop this craziness. She is the worst person in school even though everyone seems to love her or is afraid of her. She is definitely Cruella Deville.

Teenage Teachers??

Well here we are again. Another blog about teenagers. If I could go back and see any one of my teachers as a teen, I'd probably go see my fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Zuckerman. She was always my favorite teacher when I was young. She always dresses nicely and she reminds me of an older version of Ms. Frizzle from Magic School Bus. It's kind of funny because she's a science teacher too. I think that when she was a teen, she was probably that really mellow hippy kid that was like make love, not war, you know? She would've been awesome. We got along so well when I was in her class. She is such an easygoing person and I really miss her. She used to take us to the planetarium every two weeks in fifth grade. She was my favorite teacher ever and I miss her a lot.

Where's Waldo?

Waldo. A name every child knows, but do they know his story? I bet not. Waldo was an escapee from a maximum prison center. The police are still hunting for Waldo to this day. It became such a secret government case that the FBI put out children's books to find future recruits for the Waldo Case. Any child who completes the entire book is automatically inducted into the FBI Waldo team. They are allowed to live a normal life but when they come of age 20, they are flown to the FBI headquarters and explained about the case. They are expected to carry out their work and help find Waldo because everyone is asking the same question. Where's Waldo?

Thursday, October 1, 2015

The Zombies are Marching

Okay, so there's a zombie apocalypse. Here's the plan. First we run to a bunker and hide out for a few days, going out only to gather supplies and food. You MUST have a team of at least four people to do this. Once you've hidden out for a couple of days, go outside with your guns. Find the zombies and shoot them. If it doesn't work, run, as fast as you can. Whatever you do, DO NOT run back to the bunker. Find somewhere else to stay until you can get back. Once it's clear, get back to the bunker and hope that they don't still have your scent. Stay inside and try again in a few more days after everyone has recovered from any injuries. If anyone was infected, throw them out, you cannot save them. Good luck and thank you for your service.